Now, let's talk about that mansion. It's not just a house—it's a 7,720-square-foot testament to excess, complete with a bar. Why go to a real one when you can have it right in your own backyard? And somehow, she managed to snag it for $4.5 million under the asking price. Must be nice to have that kind of luck—or maybe it’s just the privilege of being a Hollywood A-lister.

But that’s not all. Over the summer, Sweeney celebrated her new home by riding an inflatable banana behind a jet ski—because, why not? Earlier this month, she was spotted lounging by her massive pool, soaking up the sun like she has no worries. Meanwhile, the rest of us are lucky if we get a weekend to relax in our tiny backyards.

Of course, not everyone is impressed. Body-shaming trolls called her “frumpy” and “too pale.” But Sweeney, ever the queen of clapbacks, responded with a video of herself training for her role as boxer Christy Martin, showcasing her strength and dedication. The internet quickly rallied behind her, with fans and fellow actors flooding her with support. One fan even admitted they only disliked her because she’s a better person than they are. Ouch.

And let’s not forget, Sweeney is currently filming a biopic directed by David Michôd, where she’s transforming into a boxing legend. Because, apparently, she’s not busy enough being a Hollywood star, a multimillionaire, and a jet-skiing bikini goddess.

So, as you scroll through these photos of her living the dream, remember this: Sydney Sweeney is out here winning at life, while the rest of us are just trying to keep up. Maybe it’s time to reassess your life choices—or simply accept that some people are just built differently.